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Man dies in the line of duty, Viagra found on scene

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By Jerome Ogola via fb

Sad news. We have lost another gallant soldier, a war veteran, in the battlefield
Frederick Onyango booked a room in Ndaragwa and was latter joined by a 35-year-old Mary Mwende
Of course their mission wasn’t to discuss the NASA stalemate on distribution of the political parties fund, but to engage in a very serious horizontal tournament.

The lady requested to take a shower. When she came back, she found Opiyo very naked and very gone!
It isn’t known whether Opiyo waited for too long and opted for a self service and went while cumming as what led to his death is yet to be established.

We successfully flattened the curve, thanks to the 2:59 seconds (inclusive of the preamble) but apparently this is a new varian. It kills pre match and not post match like the previous one. This virus is mutating real fast.

We condole with the kith and kin of the deceased, including his twin sibling Odongo
We also appeal to the authorities, especially county governments to be dispatching ambulances with special paramedic teams to guest houses and other venues that host professional football matches, for swift evacuation in case of any such emergency.

Lastly, has anyone noticed that no one has ever died in the line of duty while playing the match in the bushes, inside a maize or cassava plantation etc?
There could be a scientific explanation behind that. We leave it to our experts. On other matters has our president returned home?

The last time I heard he was in Europe with his begging bowl smelling around and smiling to everyone for alms. This time he went West. His preferred destination has always been China.

How a president of a country 99% religious (Abrahamic/monotheism) , people who worship a god who provides, goes to beg from a 100% pagan China, is the milion dollar paradox.

Great morning my fellow Hoof-Eaters!!

Man dies in the line of duty, Viagra found on scene

Source: KENYAGIST.COM

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